Private to the scientists

You people know what happened, so I'm not going to waste either of our time giving you a rundown. I'll just get to the point. You know who attacked me, and that's information I want. Now, one way or another I'm going to find out, but if you tell me it'll make things a hell of a lot simpler and I can promise entertainment will be had by all. So let's cut through all the bullshit and you go ahead and tell me what I want to know.