Public Journal Entry- April 11, 2006
Submitted by lostchampion on Thu, 01/10/2008 - 04:13.
So yeah, the guys running this thing told me I should probably introduce myself to the other people in the house as soon as possible. Figure with the power going on and off like it has been, I should get it over with now so I don't gotta worry about it later. My name is Andre Washington III, I'm getting older and fatter by the day, I'm a professional wrestler from Memphis, and I love barbecue and cigars. I got one rule, you don't mess with my stuff, I won't mess with yours. Beyond that, we should get along fine.
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doom_sayer
Greetings. I'm Janie, and here's a post for you to look at that should give you the basic rundown on what you need to know about the house.
Here You Go.
lostchampion
That's some pretty fucked up shit, girl. This for real?
doom_sayer
Sadly, every word.
lostchampion
Looks like I better get back in ring shape then, just in case someone tries something with me.
doom_sayer
Possibly. Or look into creative ways of barricading yourself in your room. Though really, that's not usually recommended for one's mental health. So, I suggest paranoia. Generally speaking, though, if you look at the statistics, it's been females who have been hurt the most. Small ones, most often.
lostchampion
Trust me, some of the stuff I seen growing up, you kids can't imagine. But thanks for the warning anyways.
doom_sayer
You're welcome.
Your card for today:
Knight of Pentacles
Meaning: Reliability. Patience, methodicity, lack of imagination, physicality, architect, reform, solidity.
Not a bad start.
lostchampion
I'm about as solid as you get.
doom_sayer
You seem as such. So...that's good.
allmystrength
Hello Mr. Washington. Would I be correct in guessing you're on the downhill side of forty? If so, then welcome from one of the few, the proud, the old farts here in the mansion. Or I suppose I should say welcome and best of luck either way.
Please take Janie's warnings seriously and if you have any additional security concerns I suggest you discuss them privately with Lina.
Cheers,
Bob Moran
lostchampion
I ain't going downhill yet- I'm at the peak and looking down though! Nice to see someone else with a few years on them though, it looks like a buncha damn kids running around here for the most part.
allmystrength
It's the Daisy Hill puppy farm in here.
lostchampion
Lovely. I didn't come here to be bodyguard to a buncha kids.
sexynspazzy
Hi Andre, I'm Esmé, welcome to the madhouse. Father Bob and Janie both know their stuff, listen to them. I'll see you around!
lostchampion
Thanks!
without_words
Hello! I'm Rin. Welcome. I've only been here a few days too. There are lots of bad things, like Janie said. But there are some nice things too, at least?
lostchampion
I guess so. It's already nicer than the shack I been living in, so it's got that going for it.
without_words
It's much nicer than my house too. Scary, but very nice.
_displaced_
A wrestler? You don't still have the spandex, do you? If you're getting rotund, seeing you relive your glory days playing dress up may scar us all for life.
I'm Davis.
lostchampion
I didn't bring the spandex with me, don't worry. I brought a mask, boots, and a couple pairs of what I call Arab pants, but nothing too snug-fitting. I'm getting too old to get cut out of my tights.
_displaced_
Well I'll sleep easier knowing that. Figuratively speaking. This isn't the sort of place where sleeping is ever easy.